I would never succumb to car pooling or buying a smaller car. I just love cars, and of course I need a place to put them.

I can probably get one of these hydraulic "stacker" lifts for my house. But I want to weight out my options, so lets see what other people around the globe are doing!

VW in Wolfsburg, Germany has developed a car retrieval system for new owners of VW. In essence these machines are oversized material handling machines that are used to package your diapers or process those special DVD's that you buy late at night.

Here is another application of the German ingenuity of parking vehicles.

Step1
Lure the vehicle and owner into a room with strange instruments like an over head shower. Please tell occupants to remain calm and be patient.

Step 2
Wait for a wicked laugh and gun shots. Maybe expect to see Lo-Pan arise from the ground crossing his pinky nails in a cross. Watch as the secret trap door is opened into the dungeon of 1000's corpses. Or maybe an underground parking lot.

Step 3
As you enter the sweltering heat beneath the ground, just wait for an array of chains and machinery to thrash you, into your designated space.

Step 4
Wait in your personal cage until summoned! Muahahhahahahhahaha.
Johnster
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